That was a movie quote. Sorta. I do that from time to time. it's like an illness - sorta like Tourette's only instead of foul words/insults and neck ticks, I get a sudden impulse to quote a movie and something slips out. I can't help myself.

My shoulder's are burnt from their first day of exposure to the sun. I wear SPF 200 and it doesn't make a bit of difference. My skin is angry at it's lack of cover and it goes all beserk and freaks out on me. Wouldn't be so bad if they peeled to tan, but they pretty much just go right back to Casper white. Sigh. If only I were Latino.

Speaking of Latino...

I took the boys to the Burger King near my doctor's office today and let them play on one of those play place things. Which wouldn't have been so bad except Wyatt climbed to the top and had a nervous breakdown and refused to move. This meant I had to cram my gynormous self up there to get him out. I seriously was concerned the thing might break under the pressure of all that weight and moving around. I appreciate what you're doing with the fun stuff for kids, Burger King - but I mean, seriously.... you're feeding us deep fried foods and milkshakes. When I'm done eating a whopper, I barely want to move around - let alone climb up a BO-smelling ladder into a pit filled with urine soaked plastic balls. Why not rip down the exercise area and put up something that allows us to remain sedentary and overweight. Like a large room with a hot tub filled with french fries. Ooooh, or a steam room. Ew. Can you imagine the smell in there? Gross.

I thought that would be more funny/interesting. I apologize.

I learned an important lesson at the doctor today. You have four choices when reacting to stress. 1. Do nothing - this will eventually kill you.

2. Try to change the source of the stress - this almost never works

3. Move yourself away from the stress

4. Find an alternative to the stress

I'm guessing because I don't have the handy magnet he gave me right in front of me. Most people try to go with 1. Well, actually - that's not true. Most people try to go with 2, or they ignore everything, which is essentially going with 1. People are so stupid.

You only get one life, people. Just the one. That's it. No do-overs. No second chances. No rewinding time. Go for the gusto... if you fail, at least you can say you tried. That's sorta off the topic of stress, but you know what I mean.

So, I started this blog a few days ago and now I'm just getting back to it. My life is so chaotic at times. At most times. Ok, at all times. So what? It's faster that way. Not that faster is always better. I'm making no sense whatsoever.

Hey go to this website: www.unwords.com. It's good fun I discovered today.

And sorry this blog is so horrible. I don't have any excuses.